John Lennon Is Rolling In His Grave....

Geez, what some people will do for ratings (and dosh...):

(My friend Bruce says:)

" Oh man, let's get reeaalll GONE this time! Now, THESE are the people who NEED to get a life!!!!!

Is there no end??
Imagine if he was contacted.

Instead of ectoplasm, he'd just piss on everyone present, and rightly so!"

A Séance to Contact John Lennon

"The Spirit of John Lennon": 90 Minute Pay Per View Special To Debut April 24th

World Renowned Psychics Will Conduct Séance To Contact Music Legend
on iN DEMAND

Los Angeles (March 13, 2006)--On April 24, 2006, an historic event will unfold on iN DEMAND Pay-Per-View television as famed psychics around the world conduct a séance to contact John Lennon. (I doubt he'll want to be bothered...)

John Lennon was one of the most important musical talents of our time, but he was tragically taken from us much too soon. Now, an event will take place that will perhaps allow the world to

once again be touched by his genius.
Renowned psychics will travel to various sites significant to the former Beatle. Outside the Dakota building in New York, in the shadow of the Capitol Records Building in Los Angeles, and in the town in India where Lennon pursued his spiritual retreat,

(Didn't the 'spiritual retreats' end up being lots of drugs and the 'spiritual leader' hitting on Beatle wives and girlfriends?) psychics will use their exceptional talents to contact him for the first time.
In India, a spirit reader at an ashram believes he will be able to contact John Lennon to receive musical notes and lyrics from the other side. (Aaaaaauuuuggggghhhhh!) If successful, these notations will be flown to Los Angeles, where a composer will arrange the notes, add vocals and backgrounds to produce a new song. Could the results be a last musical legacy from beyond? (Oh, Lord, save us from these people...)
In New York, a psychic will not only visit the Dakota, but will also spend time at the Strawberry Fields memorial in Central Park, where he believes he will make contact with the spirit of John Lennon.
The special will culminate as psychics, colleagues and confidantes sit at a séance table for what promises to be the most incredible 30 minutes of psychic contact ever recorded. State of the art infra-red cameras will be in place for the entire séance, providing the ability to capture any presence or spirit that enters the room.
During the special, music professionals and individuals who worked with John Lennon will be used to verify whether they believe contact was made.
"The Spirit of John Lennon" promises to be one of the most riveting and controversial specials of the year.

The Spirit of John Lennon is being done without the knowledge or consent of John Lennon's Estate.

(No shit, Sherlock.)